Welcome to our offical unofficial team
ZOE CUTHBERT
ZOE CUTHBERT
Athlete | Team Founder
Discipline: Cross Country and Enduro
Life Goal: Have someone buy me something designer
Length of pinky finger: 56mm
Combined number of Tattoo and Bikes: 13
Wifi Password: Passw0rd!
Employment status: Self-employed Professional athlete
Current living condition: Sharing a bed with my roommate for cheap rent
Best result in school swimming carnival: 7th Year 5 Breaststroke 100m Majura Primary Swimming Carnival
A word you use too much: Literally (usually when i’m exaggerating)
Relationship status: Currently taking bids
@FLYINGRACCOONONABIKE
MILOU ALBRECHT
MILOU ALBRECHT
Team Manager and Director
Life Goal: Meet David Attenborough
Length of pinky finger: 54mm
Combined number of Tattoo and Bikes: 2
Wifi Password: A496ej16
Employment status: Employed (team manager)
Current living condition: Sharehouse with Demented Grandma #loveyounana
Best result in school swimming carnival: 1st Backstroke
A word you use too much: Dog
Relationship status: Optimistic
@MILOUALBRECHT
JASPER ALBRECHT
JASPER ALBRECHT
Athlete
Discipline: Confused
Life Goal: Develop Empathy
Length of pinky finger: Functional
Combined number of Tattoo and Bikes: 6.5
Wifi Password: Maccas doesn’t have one
Employment status: Unsure. Currently pushing the boundary of how long I can holiday for
Current living condition: Little spoon to Bobby
Best result in school swimming carnival: Win by collusion
A word you use too much: Fuck… did it again, fuck
Relationship status: Call me (+61483848380)
@JASPERALBRECHT
BOBBY
BOBBY
Athlete
Discipline: Enduro/Afterparty
Life Goal: Never decline a choccy milk and own a red pre 1999 Fiat Panda 4x4
Length of pinky finger: Big enough
Combined number of Tattoo and Bikes: 4
Wifi Password: No sim no wifi
Employment status: It’s complicated
Current living condition: Spooning Jasper
Best result in school swimming carnival: 5 time CHAMPION
A word you use too much: “Could do with a nap aye”
Relationship status: Open to suggestions
@ETHAN_HAMER0
AMÉLIE MAC
AMÉLIE MAC
Athlete
Discipline: XC Nugget
Life Goal: To be happy, healthy and keep having fun with great people
Length of pinky finger: about three and a half jelly beans
Combined number of Tattoo and Bikes: 6.8
Wifi Password: 7677601771769..etc etc
Employment status: funemployed
Current living condition: Living air bnb style!
Best result in school swimming carnival: third? i think?
A word you use too much: Sweet
Relationship status: Taken
@AME1IEMAC
LUCIE VAN DER SCHALK
LUCIE VAN DER SCHALK
Athlete
Discipline: Triathlon, Ultra Distance and Slope Style
Life Goal: website designer had to censor this out
Length of pinky finger: 2cm (Guess)
Combined number of Tattoo and Bikes: 6
Wifi Password: daddy’s unlimited
Employment status: mid
Current living condition: martial bed in heritage-listed “crummy garage”
Best result in school swimming carnival: ngl multi-year age champion
A word you use too much: bellowing
Relationship status: hot
@LUCIE_VDS
PIPER ALBRECHT
PIPER ALBRECHT
Athlete | Photographer
Life Goal: Earn enough to go rogue in a sushi bar
Length of pinky finger: Long and sophisticated
Combined number of Tattoo and Bikes: 2 3/4
Wifi Password: Whatever’s in the media room
Current living condition: Opportunistic
Best result in school swimming carnival: Womens Backstroke Record (Yr 12)
A word you use too much: Anything long and sophisticated (like my pinky finger)
Employment status: Freelance
Relationship status: Freelance
@PIPERALBRECHT